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I think my boyfriend may have killed Rita

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:20 -0500

I think my boyfriend may have killed Rita

turnonred: I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of my...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:36:50 -0500

turnonred:

I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of my creative process.

My brain is also screaming never though

i thought trolling was about making people mad not about embarrassing yourself by screaming about how mad someone whos laughing at you is

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 06:34:28 -0500

Photo

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:15:42 -0500

sorry about those art requests you guys, I’ve been kinda unmotivated and distracted lately....

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:58:19 -0600

sorry about those art requests you guys, I’ve been kinda unmotivated and distracted lately. I’ll get them out pretty soon.

thisplaceisdeath: davveleffe: amischiefofmice: oh good this...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 21:05:09 -0600

thisplaceisdeath:

davveleffe:

amischiefofmice:

oh good this has to be shared with the world

it is the m ost internet thing since old “pantsless” joe goatman entered the scene back in 98

all organs and insides permanent living ham

Photo

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 13:39:56 -0600

Photo

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 18:28:37 -0600

Beluptious she woman

Mon, 14 Jan 2013 10:11:04 -0600

shitmystudentswrite:

When the king Theseus speaks of his wife Hippolyta we learn that she is essentually a babolonian amazon that he “assertained”. Why these points are in the style of satire is because it takes outside knowlage to know that his bride to be is basically a she woman who is rather beluptious around the curves and in the sack.

I too have a beluptious sack

Photo

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 13:30:56 -0600

Art Requests

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 11:42:19 -0600

yo I want to start drawing again so shoot me some art requests here

cashcrab: Generic company: For this commercial, we’d like it to have an optimistic, perky...

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 18:39:40 -0600

cashcrab:

Generic company: For this commercial, we’d like it to have an optimistic, perky feel.

Advertising agency: (opens a thick, steel door leading to a dim, horrific corridor of starving ukulele players kept in cages like animals) Take your pick

qweety: Dangit Griffiths

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 10:38:29 -0600

qweety:

Dangit Griffiths

carsh-nurberlu: videohall: There’s a problem with Brighton’s...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 18:55:34 -0600

carsh-nurberlu:

videohall:

There’s a problem with Brighton’s Christmas lights

Jesus fuck

I see no problem with this

it’s called winking

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:25:00 -0600

it’s called winking

mullet progress blog: I’m in the nancy grace zone

Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:20:44 -0600

mullet progress blog: I’m in the nancy grace zone

cassandrugs: tseecka: samandriel: dajo42: “Can I touch your...

Sun, 16 Dec 2012 18:18:41 -0600

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

baneonatrex replied to your photo: I have a kitten who won’t get off my neck. Also my… ...

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 23:37:58 -0600

baneonatrex replied to your photo: I have a kitten who won’t get off my neck. Also my…

catstache

I grew my cat out of my lip for movember

I have a kitten who won’t get off my neck. Also my hair is...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:37:13 -0600

I have a kitten who won’t get off my neck. Also my hair is just doing whatever the fuck

why twitter, I’m flattered

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 13:30:23 -0600

why twitter, I’m flattered